Comments on The Prickly Pineapple: Skillz

Well you can't use just any ol ordinary pea. It mu...

2006-08-18T16:37:00.000-05:00

Well you can't use just any ol ordinary pea. It must have smooth contours without wrinkles. Canned peas are too mushy, so it must be a cooked frozen pea. I've never tried a frozen pea or a raw fresh pea, but those might work too.

I'm reluctant to reveal the technique involved. If I were to disclose such information, then (no I wouldn't have to kill you) it'd become just an ordinary skill thereby making my mad skillz singular not plural. And who wants to have just A mad skill. That sounds slightly demented.

Puffintoad, if you are in the area why don't you stop by to see the proof on a professional video tape that captured me levitating a simple green pea in 1991. Or better yet, in person. I believe we have peas and carrots in our freezer. Don't forget to bring some of those ethereal sugar cookies. Of course, Camobunny, you're invited as well, but I understand if you can't make it.

I'm impressed. How DO you accomplish such a feat ...

2006-08-17T02:42:00.000-05:00

I'm impressed. How DO you accomplish such a feat with an ordinary pea?

I can make a green pea levitate to the third level...

2006-08-16T16:39:00.000-05:00

I can make a green pea levitate to the third level below puffintoad's ethereal sugar cookie.

No really. I can't even serve them. You have to ...

2006-08-14T04:08:00.000-05:00

No really. I can't even serve them. You have to attain them.

I make a sugar cookie that's ethereal.

2006-08-14T04:06:00.000-05:00

I make a sugar cookie that's ethereal.