Unimpressed

While we at the Prickly Pineapple celebrate simplicity and sincerity, scout studies indicate a downward trend in the quality of so many things we've been encountering lately:

Popular stories that are insipid and mawkish.
Sales that aren't cheap.
Homilies with incorrect references.
Promises that fall short of reality.
People that fall short on promises.
Products that simply don't work.
Impotent, witless railings about things that can't be changed.
Impotent, witless railings about things that can be changed.
Food that is overseasoned and overdone.
Music that sucks.
Even t-shirts that try too hard.

We remain unimpressed.

A commitment to care, with unwavering standards and strict criteria for high-quality products and communiqué—you deserve nothing less.

Anything else is just not worth our time.