We're back. Make a wish!

Now, here at the double P we are all about hospitality. You get what you want. So what do you want? What's on your wish list? Is there something that you'd like to have but would never buy for yourself? What is it? Why? Why won't you buy it?

Here are some wishes from our staff:
1. Our manager insists that a piano would enhance the ambience of the PP. That is our next planned purchase.
2. The busboys lament that seasons 3 and 4 of Samurai Jack on DVD are still missing from the PP's collection.
3. Our cook could use an apron. One with "Iron Chef" embroidered on it would be extra funny.
4. That's all! We here at the Pineapple are abundantly blessed indeed.
5. Your hostess would like to have (but would never buy) a motorcycle. Why? "Because they are cool and hardcore, I like machinery, and I look good in leather. I would never buy one because of rain, and cold weather, and the rule of physics that says that in collisions, the smallest guy loses."

Now it's your turn. Tell us what you want! Why? Because it's just fun.

Edit: our cook already got that apron. it's so easy to make wishes come true around here.

Nota bene: This is merely a discussion piece and is in no way a hint for people to buy things for us. Likewise, we make no promises to get stuff for you, but we are proud to be a forum where your wishes can be heard by others who may make them come true.