You know what is NOT cool?
MUZAK.
As I sit here in the hospital office I cannot block out the sappy strains of an instrumental version of Nat King Cole's "It's All in the Game," with trumpet as lead and synthesized strings in the background. It's horrible, horrible!
What are they trying to do to us? As if the original "Orinoco Flow" weren't bad enough, they re-orchestrate such that it becomes the auditory equivalent of ketamine. We are lulled into conscious sedation, and when the shift is over we are seeing double, terribly dysphoric, and some of us are hallucinating.
THIS is why we're all nutty after work! Make it stop! Make it stop!
As I sit here in the hospital office I cannot block out the sappy strains of an instrumental version of Nat King Cole's "It's All in the Game," with trumpet as lead and synthesized strings in the background. It's horrible, horrible!
What are they trying to do to us? As if the original "Orinoco Flow" weren't bad enough, they re-orchestrate such that it becomes the auditory equivalent of ketamine. We are lulled into conscious sedation, and when the shift is over we are seeing double, terribly dysphoric, and some of us are hallucinating.
THIS is why we're all nutty after work! Make it stop! Make it stop!
posted by CamoBunny at 4:06 PM
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2 Comments:
KAZUM confirms it! You can't even make it sound better backwards.
Girl, you said it. What do you listen to while in-house? Any requests? I'll be happy to send 'em your way.
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