Saturday, August 12, 2006

Skillz

I used to have mad skillz. I'm not so sure anymore. But it makes me wonder,

What mad skillz do you have?

Just curious.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can make a green pea levitate to the third level below puffintoad's ethereal sugar cookie.

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you can't use just any ol ordinary pea. It must have smooth contours without wrinkles. Canned peas are too mushy, so it must be a cooked frozen pea. I've never tried a frozen pea or a raw fresh pea, but those might work too.

I'm reluctant to reveal the technique involved. If I were to disclose such information, then (no I wouldn't have to kill you) it'd become just an ordinary skill thereby making my mad skillz singular not plural. And who wants to have just A mad skill. That sounds slightly demented.

Puffintoad, if you are in the area why don't you stop by to see the proof on a professional video tape that captured me levitating a simple green pea in 1991. Or better yet, in person. I believe we have peas and carrots in our freezer. Don't forget to bring some of those ethereal sugar cookies. Of course, Camobunny, you're invited as well, but I understand if you can't make it.

4:37 PM  

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