Skillz
I used to have mad skillz. I'm not so sure anymore. But it makes me wonder,
What mad skillz do you have?
Just curious.
What mad skillz do you have?
Just curious.
Prickly on the outside. Sweet on the inside. A little funny looking. Exotic, in a familiar sort of way. And good for you.
2 Comments:
I can make a green pea levitate to the third level below puffintoad's ethereal sugar cookie.
Well you can't use just any ol ordinary pea. It must have smooth contours without wrinkles. Canned peas are too mushy, so it must be a cooked frozen pea. I've never tried a frozen pea or a raw fresh pea, but those might work too.
I'm reluctant to reveal the technique involved. If I were to disclose such information, then (no I wouldn't have to kill you) it'd become just an ordinary skill thereby making my mad skillz singular not plural. And who wants to have just A mad skill. That sounds slightly demented.
Puffintoad, if you are in the area why don't you stop by to see the proof on a professional video tape that captured me levitating a simple green pea in 1991. Or better yet, in person. I believe we have peas and carrots in our freezer. Don't forget to bring some of those ethereal sugar cookies. Of course, Camobunny, you're invited as well, but I understand if you can't make it.
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