Objet du Jour

Today's featured object is the enemy of my life.

Behold the TV tray.


Note how it was one of the first items gracing my home.

I heap upon my TV tray a hefty helping of my iniquities. It is an enabling item. How, you ask? Excellent question, dear friend. It has enabled me to conduct my daily activities from the couch and in front of the television.

Enough said, people. I have looked the enemy in the eye, and now, so have you.