Skillz
What mad skillz do you have?
Just curious.
Prickly on the outside. Sweet on the inside. A little funny looking. Exotic, in a familiar sort of way. And good for you.
1. One book that changed your life:
The Grapes of Wrath. It heaped depression on my life when I already had enough.
2. One book that you’ve read more than once:
My Friend Flicka. Don't laugh, it's really good.
3. One book you’d want on a desert island:
The Big Book of Japanese Puzzles.
4. One book that made you laugh:
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night
5. One book that made you cry:
Where the Red Fern Grows
6. One book that you wish had been written:
Everything about playing the Violin from the Ground Up
7. One book that you wish had never been written:
The Qur'an
8. One book you’re currently reading:
State of Fear (Michael Crichton) because someone told me it would make me less gloomy when I read the newspaper.
9. One book you’ve been meaning to read: Les Miserables
10. Now tag five people: I don't tag people.
I don't think so because I've done it more than once. I think your potato would have to be pretty thick-skinned to hold in all that energy and channel it into one big explosion. But I bet it's happened before.
5 Comments:
I make a sugar cookie that's ethereal.
No really. I can't even serve them. You have to attain them.
I can make a green pea levitate to the third level below puffintoad's ethereal sugar cookie.
I'm impressed. How DO you accomplish such a feat with an ordinary pea?
Well you can't use just any ol ordinary pea. It must have smooth contours without wrinkles. Canned peas are too mushy, so it must be a cooked frozen pea. I've never tried a frozen pea or a raw fresh pea, but those might work too.
I'm reluctant to reveal the technique involved. If I were to disclose such information, then (no I wouldn't have to kill you) it'd become just an ordinary skill thereby making my mad skillz singular not plural. And who wants to have just A mad skill. That sounds slightly demented.
Puffintoad, if you are in the area why don't you stop by to see the proof on a professional video tape that captured me levitating a simple green pea in 1991. Or better yet, in person. I believe we have peas and carrots in our freezer. Don't forget to bring some of those ethereal sugar cookies. Of course, Camobunny, you're invited as well, but I understand if you can't make it.
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